Stomach Clinic Restaurant, and Other Signs

In 2006, when I was traveling around the world for a year with my best friend, we came up with a truly brilliant idea.
The idea, (the brilliant one, that is), was for someone to make a book of all the nonsensical signs in the world. We marveled at our brilliance for a few solid minutes until it was pointed out by something factual [a person (?), a bookstore (?), the internet (?) - the source escapes me] that we were not the first to envision such an idea. And, not being the first, and given that another book already existed, our book had very little chance of selling. Because probably anyone who wanted to look at a funny sign in a book bought the book the first time around.
On our four day trip to the Masai Mara recently, I readjusted my stance on need for such a sequel when we passed Stomach Clinic Restaurant. As the Masai Mara safari continued, and we saw lions, cheetahs, elephants, and rhinos, and caught a stomach bug and vomited for 24 hours, I saw some more heartwarming signs that made me proud of the fine use of the English language the worldwide:
  • End Point Bar
  • Tusker Beer: Making Everyone Equal
  • Dimples Restaurant
  • Keratina Express Bus: Only Time Will Tell
And, here, is one of my favorites of all time:

Oh, and that brilliant idea?

Those books already exist it turns out.

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